souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via orgasm)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via m-eg)

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

(via lnfatuations)

gusmen:

"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

(via heycasandra)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via heycasandra)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via humorcat)

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

(via manda)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via onlinegf)

(Source: morondeluxe, via discovers)

(Source: scienceandeggs, via calcifer)

(Source: fonrenovatio, via cokeflow)