what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via lipslikepoisonouswine)

(Source: selectedfashion, via bonus)


ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via ohbabyitskailey)

beep boop I cannot love I am a robot


special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

(via sorry)


I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable, via 2manyfriends2lesstime)

(Source: rammiel, via mechawarfare)


real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

(Source: topchelf, via beyoncebeytwice)